[ baby you're no good for me | locked to femmune]

[banditking]

[Moses didn't understand why this woman was being so damn difficult!

He wasn't doing anything wrong! He thought he was doing it all right! He was a man of status amongst bandits, and he had money, food, and a large 'palace' of caves that would be hers if she just agreed to it.

WHY WASN'T SHE LETTING HIM KNOCK HER UP.

He stumbled into their room.]

C'mon! What else do I gotta do to have sex with ya and get ya pregnant?!

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[shedragon]

[ Moses was forgetting she was a woman of status amongst an entire country, and she also had money, food and an actual mansion home that was vastly superior to a bunch of dark, dank caves.

Masamune glances up from her book, rolling her eye at his outburst. ]

That makes it sound like anything you've already done has convinced me at all.

[banditking]

[you are arguing useless semantics.

Moses puts his hands on his hips, and narrows his eye.]

Most women love that! A man waitin' on her hand and foot!

[shedragon]

I had that before you showed up.

[ she had/still has Kojuro, remember? ]

Besides, I'm not most women.

[banditking]

Yeah, well, I did it younger than most guys could!

[He is only 17.]

What do you want from me?!

[shedragon]

[ jesus christ, moses, why do you want a baseball team when you're only seventeen. ]

You have to figure that out, if you want to get anywhere.

[ and she is going back to reading her book!!! stop being dumb, boy. ]

[banditking]

[FOR REASONS.]

Gimme a hint! Please!

[he's very dumb.]

[shedragon]

It has to do with the number you want.

[ because she does not want to have a stupid high number of brats. ]

[banditking]

...Why didn't ya just say that?! Fine! How many do you wanna have?

[Crossing his arms and waiting.]

[shedragon]

I shouldn't have to spell everything out for you.

[ shutting her book. ]

Four at most.

[banditking]

A... at most?! T... that's so few!

[whoops.]

[shedragon]

Not to me.

[ moses pls. ]

[banditking]

C... can we at least say we'll start at four and see how it goes? If ya don't want anymore, that's fine, but I don't want it to just stop at four with no chances for more!

[shedragon]

No. We can say we'll set the final number of them at four, and perhaps one or two more if you don't push your goddamn luck.

[banditking]

...

[He grumbles.] Fine!

[shedragon]

Good boy.

[ that wasn't so hard to do, was it?

Masamune smiles and sets her book to the side with a thump and a coy smile. ]

Now...

[banditking]

[He is so mad.

But now she's getting into it. So he moves up and pushes down his pants and


holy shit hello twelve inches.]

I'm kinda eager.

[shedragon]

[ cry more, moses, cry more.

she whistles and reaches out to stroke her fingertips down the length of his cock. ]

I can tell.

[banditking]

Ya should lemme show you why you're the luckiest woman ever now.

[He sticks out his tongue a bit, showing it off as he gets closer to her.]

[shedragon]

[ she chuckles. ]

Baby, you aren't the first man I've met with a cock that size.

[banditking]

Trust me. It ain't my cock that makes me so good.

[He moves in to kiss her and tries to get her pants off quickly.]

But it don't not help!

[shedragon]

[ she goes with the kiss but catches his hands. ]

Don't rush it. I like a man who can take his time.

[banditking]

...I'm tryin' to eat ya out here.

[seriously do you not want this? this is foreplay.]

[shedragon]

I know that.

[ she rolls her eye again, MAN HE MAKES HER DO THAT A LOT, and pushes him to sit or lay down or whatever. ]

I also know I like giving as much as receiving. Get it?

[banditking]

[Oh, he'll lay down. But, he'll be grabbing her arms, and pulling her crotch right up to his head.]

You're givin' me kids. So it's my turn to give. Got it?

[shedragon]

[ ...siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. ]

Dumbass. Get to it, then.